The usual suspects

Today was the usual thrills and chills at work.
A car was stolen from the parking lot last night, and the police arrived just as I was leaving. The family asked me to translate so I did. The policeman said, "Quick and easy," and I wished I'd said "That's what the thief said."

Here are some funny web sites.
(darn the links don't work - need to figure that out. Well, cut and paste then.)

Funny:
Death Metal Rooster:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&feature=topvideos

Funnier:
Heavy Metal Farmer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jag7oTemldY&feature=related

I used to HATE Jack Black. I thought he was an obnoxious imitation of Chris Farley, and refused to see ANY movie he was in, and really NEVER saw any of them. Until last year when I heard he made a video game about heavy metal, and you throw the chick at the enemy to gain points, and the soundtrack was all Scorpions, Ozzy, and Lita Ford. From what I could tell, it actually was cool. Then I went back and saw all the movies he made and decided he was obnoxious, but rocks.

edit: Jack Black on LSD= NSFW.

Jack Black on Millionaire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPBpxd6Lmfo&feature=related